Okay, deprived of my computer for 9 days; deprived of the internet for 9 days; deprived of Maplestory for 9 days... But nevermind, I'll gladly exchange my computer, the internet and Maplestory for another few more days at Chongqing's Jie Fang Bei, Victoria cruises, The Three Gorges and with... erhm... Mr Photographer. Well, excluding THE EX-VP's irritating and senseless shouts. Argh.

DAYONE
SOME EXHIBITION CENTRE
Guangzhou airport rocks. We were sitting in this little car which runs at HIGH SPEED to bring us from terminal to terminal. It was damn cool can? We had the whole airport to ourselves. Nothing was in operation. Except the little cars. Somehow we were late for the transit plane.

Okay, I was FORCED to make a speech in front of more than 101 people in representation of ZAOBAO. Maybe I wasn't exactly FORCED, but I wasn't chosen coz I was good either. In fact my Chinese sucks 1001 times more than anyone else's, I've got stage fright, and I CAN'T STAND SPEECHES! So, I guess THE EX-VP just picked me while closing her eyes, dropping her pen... And then, see where it points to. THIS IS SO TERRIBLY WRONG! And the worst part is, she told the SPH person, "wo xuan de dang ran ke ai la". In the first place, she didn't even know me, she hadn't even seen me yet! What a BITCH. She said she would write the speech out for me, well, apparently, she didn't and I had to rush through a last minute job, feeling damn depressed. Okay, luckily I did an OKAY job, if not... I would never ever have PEACE during these 9 days. Oh yay, and I appeared on Chongqing's news. :D

And then THE EX-VP just put my name down on the INTERACTION THINGY. Okay, but FIRSTLY, I am anti-social. SECONDLY, I have got no EQ, THIRDLY, I would have to speak in Chinese. Oh yay, we've got our own VIP cards. HAHA.

JIE FANG BEI rocks! Oh man, that's like Singapore's "Orchard Road", only that their stuff are like at a LOW LOW LOW price. Oh man, how I wish we could like turn the clock back.... And bombard JIE FANG BEI. Again. Somehow the SEC THREES got reprimanded by THE EX-VP, and she goes, "HOW DARE YOU!" Oh, the rest of the SEC THREES dared. Haha. SO COOL.

DAYTWO
OFF TO SCHOOL
BIAN LIAN!
I was shouted at, coz I wore SHORTS at the KNEES. Oh man, that really makes sense. THE EX-VP simply love us, doesn't she?
Look, we had CHINESE POETRY lessons. Isn't that like... cool?

DAYTHREE
LESSONS LESSONS LESSONS
MA LA HUO GUO!
The HUO GUO was the FUN part. PAN and ZHUANG were laughing throughout the whole HUO GUO thingy coz we were making fun of them like hell. This is totally like the other side of them, so unlike their strict faces in school. They were blamed for everything that went wrong. HAHA. Like the duck intestine MUST NEVER BE EATEN RAW and then while it was still uncooked, they told us, "shu le, shu le". Next day, two people had diarrhoea. Damn hilarious sitting with them and well, THE EX-VP was of course left out... We wouldn't want her spoiling our fun. I HATE HER F**KING FACE. She seemed to have forgotten about her title as EX and she just chased us away from the table even though we got there first! *BEEP!*

And then... We got SCOLDED. Okay, and because of the two of us, she banned everyone from visting their friends in the other rooms. Hmm. Not like she didn't ban in the first place. BIG DEAL. And here's a line she said, "wo bu hui zai guan ni men le." The boys went, "YES!" HIP HIP HOORAY.

XIAOLU's picture turned green. Oh my... it was horrible! I dared not enter the bathroom lah, and XIAOLU's mirror was covered with towels. HAHA.

DAYFOUR
THE THREE GORGES MUSUEM
HOMESTAY
THE EX-VP just occupied ONE WHOLE LIFT, after having 5 OF US wait for 15 min for a single lift. Look how REASONABLE. She sure needs ONE WHOLE LIFT TO HERSELF.
Eeyer I tell you. People stay HIGH-TECH CONDO. I stayed at rural areas. OH WOW. I don't know how I managed to survive their dirty toilet.... But I'm glad it's over. They are nice people actually. I mean, really. But I would have enjoyed the stay more... If the toilet had a flushing system. And... an opaque window or something. Coz... Everything I did... Could almost be seen. :D The food they cooked was really MUCH BETTER than the RESTAURANT's. It's true.

By the way, there's this little incident, really ling wo DA KAI YAN JIAN. Okay, this China girl, I don't know what's her problem, but she just love taking pictures of Singaporean boys. She was practically freaking everyone out with her anger and whines when she failed to take a picture of this certain guy. And she actually chased him from this end of the school to that end of the school.

DAYFIVE
GUZHENCIQIKOU
ONTO VICTORIA CRUISES
You shop and shop and shop shop shop.
The toilet had no doors. They just stripped in front of me while I was peeing. Good grief.

Know something, we were suspected of trying to STEAL a BUS. WHEN IN ACTUAL FACT, we were just trying to open our tour bus door coz XIAOMIN was unwell and the driver was happily GAMBLING away. Sorry, but we spent like half an hour trying to open the bus door? Okay, apparently, we were of course SCOLDED again, just because THE EX-VP hadn't found out the truth yet. Oh how lucky darling.

Oh my god, the cruise was where all the fun starts, all the frenzy and also BGR complications here, there, everywhere! HAHAHA. The cup noodles fetish, the drink-drank-drunk, the twinkle-twinkle-little-star dance, the secrets start exposing themselves, Mr Photographer and XIAOLU's twelve-word list. HAHAHAHAHA. If only the cruise could go on FOREVER and EVER and EVER.

We went to this little bar for a talk. A TALK IN A BAR. Okay doesn't make sense.
Mr Photographer just took pictures.

Our twinkle-twinkle-little-star ballet started at 10 pm, when everything was so pitch black at the observation deck and then XIAOMIN sings her little song, while XIAOLU and I danced our little dance.

Then ZHUANG came out with cup noodles for me know! Okay lah, no lah, for us lah.

Then he sits at our corridor with his little Apple laptop. Argh.

DAYSIX
FENGDU GUICHENG
FASHION SHOW
The cable car rocks. Quite freaky at first, coz it looks really UNSTABLE. But it was fun all the same lah.
Mr Photographer just took pictures.

Then we had talks here, talks there. TCM ACUPUNCTURE CALLIGRAPHY WAH LAO CAN'T STAND IT. Oh... The fun part was.... While THE EX-VP had acupuncture performed on her, well, her back was facing the audience lah, everyone just started leaving the bar. I bet she'd turn around to see her audience disappear into thin air. Okay we were mean. BUT SHE'S MEANER.
Mr Photographer just took pictures.

Oops, I had a drop too much. And I just dropped dead at 5% alcohol content. Okay, quite pathetic... I didn't know what I did before I slept like a pig, but they said I was pressing the wall with my finger as though there was a switch there. Quite weird, but XIAOLU was funnier! HAHA. And the tour guide just pointed at me and laughed, laughed, laughed. :D I guess she was also drunk too.

DAYSEVEN
THE THREE GORGES
Oh man, we travelled on a cruise, on a ferry, the on sampan. Very interesting huh? But it was fun! We passed the FIRST GORGE at 6.45 in the morning, then went to SMALL THREE GORGES, then the SECOND GORGE at 1.15, then the THIRD in the evening. Just so scenic lah.

ZHUANG hasn't seen walls before huh? She was so excited while we were in the SHIP-LOCK, all you see is two walls, two gates, don't know why, but she was just a little bit too excited. HAHA.

Mr Photographer just took pictures. Sigh... Okay...

DAYEIGHT
THE THREE GORGES DAM
FAREWELL
Everything just started changing when we reached to Guangzhou. Well, I'm refering to Mr Photographer. Okay, I tried DIAINING him. HAHA. Damn dumb. Actually I've tried DIANING him long ago, but okay, it didn't really work. Only then in the plane did I realize I had the ability to do so, you know! Hopefully the DIAN worked lah, okay fine, this topic is totally retarded. HAHA. Everything was so insignifcant at first, but then Mr Photographer started playng with my cushion on the bus. HAHA. Okay lah, no BIG DEAL. HAHA.

Anyway, NAI and XIAOMIN were STARING at this very handsome guy at the luggage counter. Okay wow. HAHA. And they only thought of GOSTANING back. HAHA. WA LAO, so funny. They just tried DIANING and DIANING him, know. HAHA. Then after that, they start DIANING everyone and NAI claimed that after DIANING those NON-SHUAI guys, they shut down their eyes, so that the ELECTRICITY rebounces. HAHAHAHA. Don't know what kind of crap lah. But it makes sense to me. HAHAHA. Okay, nevermind.

DAYNINE
SINGAPORE
I guess I must have thought too much. HAHA. Coz I thought I felt his DIAN this morning. HAHAHA. Maybe I really did think too much, but nevermind, it's alright for girls to FANTASIZE once in awhile. Guess it will fade soon, quite sick lah. Oh well, this DIAN DIAN nonsense ar, HAHAHAHAHA.

Okay, shan't think too much. Oh well, I just wish I could be Chingqing once again.